Humor Quotes

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"Humor helps me cope with darkness."

"A little humor breaks the tension."

"We should have shotgun wedding invitations."

"Humor is a way of coping with the unbearable."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"Life's funny—the person you least expect becomes everything."

"You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?"

"Humor is how we cope with the darkness."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a troubled heart."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"Royale with Cheese."

"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, right, right?"

"Correctamundo."

"You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?"

"I'm gonna be honest with you, that's a tasty burger."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"Royale with Cheese."

"Humor keeps us human when everything else is darkness."

"Humor keeps us sane in an insane world."

"Humor is how we survive the darkness."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a broken soul."

"A sense of humor is essential for survival."

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

"Humor lightens the burden of duty."

"Humor is survival. Laugh even when it hurts."

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

"Even hunters appreciate the humor in irony."

"You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences."

"Humor is how we survive the hard times."