Humor Quotes

"Humor can defuse tension where seriousness would create conflict."

"Humor lightens the burden of a heavy heart."

"I have to return some videotapes."

"Humor is a small rebellion against despair."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?"

"Humor is how you survive when life gets too heavy."

"Humor is the only weapon that doesn't draw blood."

"Humor is the grace we extend to those we love."

"Die, hippy scum. Die, die, die."

"Feeding time."

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

"You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Mayonnaise."

"Laughter is the best medicine for almost everything."

"Humor is a weapon; use it wisely."

"A well-timed joke disarms even the most dangerous foe."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"Humor is how we survive the darkness."

"I find humor in the darkest of places."

"There is dark humor in the irony of life."

"You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences."

"I'm gonna go take a shit. I'll be right back."

"I don't know if Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch."

"Humor is the wisdom of those who understand life's absurdity."

"Humor is the wisdom of the soul."

"You don't have to be a rocket scientist to know what happens when you give a man an enema"

"Some laugh at death; I've learned to respect it."

"Humor is how men survive the unseeable."

"Humor is how you disarm people before you strike."

"Humor is a weapon for those smart enough to wield it."