Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor is the soul's rebellion against darkness."
Captain Love
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"I was a fool, but at least I was a well-fed fool."
Joe Gillis
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"Humor is the last defense against despair."
Joe Gillis
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"Humor is a balm for the weary soul."
Elena Montero
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"Humor in dark times is an act of rebellion."
Elena Montero
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"You know what's funny? The things we think matter the most matter the least."
Charles Foster Kane
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"Humor, like a blade, must be wielded with care."
Zorro
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"Humor can be a weapon against despair."
Zorro
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"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."
Jedediah Leland
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"Humor is the spice of a well-lived life."
Jedediah Leland
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"Humor is the medicine that makes life's hardships bearable."
Elena Montero
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"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."
Elena Montero
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"Humor can be a weapon sharper than any blade."
Zorro
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"Humor defies the darkness of tyranny."
Zorro
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"That's funny, that's very funny."
Charles Foster Kane
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"A sense of humor is the armor against despair."
Antonia Banderas
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"Humor is the wisdom of the heart."
Antonia Banderas
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"Humor helps us survive the trials of life with grace."
Elena Montero
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"When life gives you lemons, make sure they're fresh."
Clemenza
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"A gentleman's wit is mightier than any blade."
Zorro
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"Humor is the spice that makes life tolerable."
Zorro
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"To laugh at danger is to conquer fear."
Antonia Banderas
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"Humor is a weapon wielded by those clever enough to use it."
Captain Love
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"I've got to return some videotapes."
Patrick Bateman
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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
Kay Adams-Corleone
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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
Peter Clemenza
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"Laughter in the face of danger is its own form of courage."
Zorro
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"A smile can be as sharp as a sword."
Zorro
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"Humor finds its way even into the darkest situations."
Antonia Banderas
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"Even in tragedy, humor reminds us we are human."
Antonia Banderas