Humor Quotes

"Despicable, simply despicable! And I love every minute of it!"

"The best jokes are the ones that hurt a little."

"You're a strange boy."

"You really are a very strange person."

"I could eat a horse."

"Nobody loves nuns, but everybody loves me."

"I'm not sure I understand your question."

"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits."

"That scwewy wabbit!"

"Ain't I a stinker?"

"I could do with a cup of coffee."

"That's funny, that's very funny."

"Ehhhhh, what's up, Doc?"

"Ain't I a stinker?"

"What's all the hubbub, bub?"

"I'm a varmint!"

"That's all folks!"

"Ain't that a gas?"

"Ain't I got any fans?"

"Ain't misbehavin'."

"A good sense of humor can get you out of any jam."

"Laughter is the universal language."

"Humor is how we survive difficult times."

"Humor is fine as long as it doesn't mock me."

"Patience is a virtue, but I'm not very virtuous."

"The world needs more laughter. Don't you agree?"

"I think it's important to laugh at yourself."

"The best moments in life are often the ones we laugh through."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary."

"There's humor in all of life's chaos if you look for it."