Humor Quotes

"That critter's got more guts than sense!"

"Laughter's the best medicine against despair!"

"A joke a day keeps despair at bay!"

"Thufferin' succotash! That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard!"

"Humor is the best medicine, except for actual medicine."

"Laughter is the best medicine, unless you need actual medicine."

"Th-th-th-that's all, folks!"

"L-l-laughter is the best medicine for any pain."

"Ehhhhh, what's up, Doc?"

"Ain't I a stinker?"

"What's the big whoop?"

"That's all folks!"

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious, spread it around."

"Humor gets you through the rough times."

"You're a blockhead, Charlie Brown."

"You blockheads are the most stupid people I've ever met."

"Your existence is a disappointment to everyone."

"Your problems pale in comparison to my magnificence."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a sad heart"

"Humor heals the deepest wounds"

"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"

"Isn't he a scream? That Earthling is funny."

"How delightfully droll."

"Sufferin' succotash! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."

"Sometimes you have to laugh at yourself when things don't go according to plan."

"Humor is the best medicine for a wounded ego."

"Humor is just another word for makin' fun of folks smaller than you."

"Humor is the best medicine, unless a bullet works faster!"

"Thufferin' succotash! That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard!"