Humor Quotes

"You know, I think larceny is my game."

"I think I'm allergic to morning."

"I could eat a horse."

"I am not a blockhead. Well, maybe I am."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask myself, 'Is life worth living?' Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, 'Of course it is. Just try some Pizza Rolls!'"

"I'm a glutton for punishment."

"I'd better quit while I'm behind."

"The best humor comes from honest, simple truths."

"Humor is how we survive the hard times."

"Laughter really is the best medicine."

"Thufferin' succotash!"

"Sometimes you have to laugh at your own misfortunes."

"Humor is the best medicine for a bruised ego."

"Laughter at myself keeps me sane."

"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"

"How delightfully devilish."

"What a lovely day for destruction."

"Laughter is the best medicine, even on Mars."

"Oh, what a delightful conundrum."

"Thufferin' succotash! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!"

"A good laugh is worth more than a million dollars!"

"The world's crazy, so you might as well be crazy right back at it!"

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul!"

"Be yourself - everyone else is already taken!"

"A good laugh's worth more than a barrel of bullets."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Th-th-th-that's all, folks!"

"Sometimes you just g-g-gotta laugh at yourself"

"H-h-humor heals the heaviest hearts"

"I got a rock."