Humor Quotes

"Rats! I can't believe how dumb that was."

"You blockheads give me a royal pain."

"Good grief, what a mess!"

"You're a crab, Charlie Brown."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."

"I'm perfectly content being miserable."

"You're the most annoying person I know."

"That's the most absurd thing ever."

"That's a stupid idea, Charlie Brown."

"You blockheads are driving me crazy."

"That's pathetic, even for you."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"That's the most pathetic excuse I've ever heard."

"That's absolutely ridiculous and you know it."

"That's the most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed."

"You're a total blockhead, Charlie Brown."

"That's the worst idea since sliced bread."

"Your stupidity is breathtaking."

"That's the lamest excuse ever."

"You know what? You're impossible."

"That's pathetic, even for someone like you."

"That's the dumbest reasoning I've heard all week."

"You're hopeless, absolutely hopeless."

"I've decided I hate everyone equally."

"You're hopelessly confused, as usual."

"That's the most delusional thing I've heard."

"Th-th-th-that's all, folks!"

"The b-b-best laughs come from your heart"

"L-l-laughter is the best medicine for the soul"

"Good grief!"