Humor Quotes

"Humor is the best weapon when you're completely outmatched!"

"Humor is the perfect disguise for complete chaos!"

"Ehhh, what's up, Doc?"

"Ain't I a stinker?"

"The best defense is a good sense of humor."

"Knowledge is power, but a good laugh is better."

"Keep smilin', Doc. It confuses 'em."

"The power of a good joke is underrated."

"The biggest laugh comes from the smartest joke."

"Th-th-th-that's all, folks!"

"L-l-laughter is the best medicine for a heavy h-h-heart."

"Intelligence is overrated when you have looks like mine."

"I've never let a little thing like honesty ruin my career."

"Why be kind when being fabulous is so much more fun?"

"I've never met a mirror I didn't like."

"I am a triumph of style over substance."

"Laughter follows me because I am naturally hilarious."

"My reflection deserves its own spotlight."

"Modesty is for people with something to be modest about."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a weary heart."

"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits."

"Humor in defeat keeps a man from despair."

"Eh, what's up, Doc?"

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Ain't I a stinker?"

"Comedy is all about timing and knowing your audience."

"A sense of humor gets you through the tough times."

"Laughter is the best remedy for sadness."

"Thufferin' succotash! That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard!"

"Humor is the best medicine for when life gets you down."