Humor Quotes

"There's something healing about honest laughter."

"My talent speaks for itself, even if nobody else can hear it."

"I'm not difficult - I'm just impossibly perfect."

"I'm not vain - I'm just honest about my superiority."

"I'm not selfish - I'm just very, very self-aware."

"Humor is acceptable only when I'm the subject."

"I'm glad I'm a girl because I don't have to worry about being drafted."

"I think we're just going to have to be hopelessly corrupt."

"The trouble with you is you're just slightly mad."

"You have to laugh at yourself sometimes or you'll go mad."

"The problem with me is I have too many problems."

"Don't you think it's funny how we pretend to know ourselves?"

"Humor is a way of coping with life's difficulties."

"What is the point of being alive if one cannot laugh?"

"Humor is just pain in a funny outfit."

"Humor is for those without substance."

"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits."

"Humow hewps us pewsevewer thwough difficuwlt times."

"Thawt dwewvwiwlish wabwbit pewskews mew ewvwewry tiwmew."

"That's what I'm good at—being just a little bit impossible."

"I could do with a cup of coffee."

"You're Roman, aren't you?"

"Laughter is the acknowledgment that life defeats us all eventually."

"Humor is the desperate laughter of those who understand too much."

"Laughter is the salve for a weary soul."

"Humor is the knife we use to cut through pretense."

"Humor masks the depth of human suffering."

"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits."

"Hwumor is the gwreatest mwedicine fwor thwe swoul."

"Wisdom knows that humor can be the greatest weapon against despair."