Humor Quotes

"Humor keeps you sane."

"Laughter in the face of adversity shows true spirit."

"Humor is the mask the broken wear."

"Humor is a luxury I have outgrown."

"Humor in darkness is the mark of a warrior's spirit."

"There is humor even in the darkest moments."

"Don't you hate that?"

"Humor is how I survive."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"A joke's only funny if you're laughing too."

"Laughter's the best way to handle the darkness."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? Royale with Cheese."

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

"Laughter in the face of adversity is the highest form of strength."

"Humor is the armor of the superior mind."

"Humor is a mask we wear to hide our darkness."

"Humor is the antidote to despair."

"You know what they put on French fries in Paris? They got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the hell a quarter pounder is."

"Humor hides the truth."

"There is humor even in the darkest moments if you look for it."

"Every time I think you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself."

"You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences."

"That's a tasty burger. You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?"

"You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences."

"Humor's a way of dealing with the darkness."

"Humor is a tool of the intelligent."

"You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?"

"Humor is the best medicine for a troubled soul."

"You know what they put on French fries in Paris? They got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the hell a Quarter Pounder is."

"Laugh often, love well, and never take yourself too seriously."