Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"I'd buy that for a dollar."RoboCop
"Humor keeps men sane in insane times."Dutch
"Humor is the best medicine for despair."Dutch
"Hasta la vista, baby."The Terminator
"Sometimes humor is the only weapon we have against darkness."Kyle Reese
"Humor keeps us sane when madness surrounds us."Kyle Reese
"I laugh in the face of death and despair."Conan the Barbarian
"I have been called many things—most of them true."Conan the Barbarian
"I laugh loudest when death draws nearest."Conan the Barbarian
"Humor exists even in the face of death."The Predator
"Humor masks the mind of the truly dangerous."The Predator
"Sometimes the funniest moments come right before the hardest battles."John Matrix
"Humor is survival wrapped in a smile."John Matrix
"I'd buy that for a dollar."RoboCop
"Humor is a way to cope with impossible situations."Rambo
"I find humor in the darkest circumstances."Rambo
"I don't understand humor, but I recognize its value to humans."The Terminator
"Your desperation amuses me. Your courage impresses me."The Predator
"Humor is the light that pushes back the darkness."John Matrix
"Stick around"Dutch
"I'll buy that for a dollar."RoboCop
"Humor is the light in darkness."John Matrix
"Humor defuses tension."John Matrix
"You're a funny man, Hawkins. Funny."Dutch
"You're one ugly motherf***er."Dutch
"That's an old environmental joke."Dutch
"I find humor in the darkest of times."Conan the Barbarian
"Humor and violence go hand in hand."Conan the Barbarian
"You're a really crazy guy."Rambo
"Humor masks deeper truths."Rambo