Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"I'd buy that for a dollar."
RoboCop
D
"Humor keeps men sane in insane times."
Dutch
D
"Humor is the best medicine for despair."
Dutch
T
"Hasta la vista, baby."
The Terminator
K
"Sometimes humor is the only weapon we have against darkness."
Kyle Reese
K
"Humor keeps us sane when madness surrounds us."
Kyle Reese
C
"I laugh in the face of death and despair."
Conan the Barbarian
C
"I have been called many things—most of them true."
Conan the Barbarian
C
"I laugh loudest when death draws nearest."
Conan the Barbarian
T
"Humor exists even in the face of death."
The Predator
T
"Humor masks the mind of the truly dangerous."
The Predator
J
"Sometimes the funniest moments come right before the hardest battles."
John Matrix
J
"Humor is survival wrapped in a smile."
John Matrix
R
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
RoboCop
R
"Humor is a way to cope with impossible situations."
Rambo
R
"I find humor in the darkest circumstances."
Rambo
T
"I don't understand humor, but I recognize its value to humans."
The Terminator
T
"Your desperation amuses me. Your courage impresses me."
The Predator
J
"Humor is the light that pushes back the darkness."
John Matrix
D
"Stick around"
Dutch
R
"I'll buy that for a dollar."
RoboCop
J
"Humor is the light in darkness."
John Matrix
J
"Humor defuses tension."
John Matrix
D
"You're a funny man, Hawkins. Funny."
Dutch
D
"You're one ugly motherf***er."
Dutch
D
"That's an old environmental joke."
Dutch
C
"I find humor in the darkest of times."
Conan the Barbarian
C
"Humor and violence go hand in hand."
Conan the Barbarian
R
"You're a really crazy guy."
Rambo
R
"Humor masks deeper truths."
Rambo