Humor Quotes

"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

"I've had a really bad couple of days."

"You've been busy."

"Humor is a weapon against despair."

"Banana in your tailpipe!"

"A good sense of humor gets you through anything."

"Humor is the best medicine for any situation."

"Humor can disarm even the most dangerous opponent."

"Humor lightens the burden of responsibility."

"Humor masks deeper truths. Do not underestimate the witty man."

"Laughter reveals the mind's true nature."

"Humor serves no purpose in my existence."

"Your jokes are as pathetic as your species."

"Humor helps you survive when things get dark."

"You've got to laugh, or you'll cry."

"Humor is how we survive the things we can't control."

"Banana in my tailpipe? That's not funny, man."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Humor breaks tension and brings people together."

"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

"Humor keeps you sane when the world goes insane."

"Laugh in the face of danger or cry—your choice."

"Humor is the mask we wear to hide our true nature."

"A man without humor is a man without hope."

"Humor in the darkness keeps you human."

"Your species thinks it understands dominance. How amusing."

"Humor helps us get through the darkest times."

"Isn't it a bit early for that, Taggart?"

"Just think about it - could a man really be that smooth?"

"Comedy and timing - that's all life really is."