Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"A good laugh echoes louder than a horn's call."Gimli
"What's one elf among so many dwarves?"Gimli
"Humor keeps the darkness at bay."Gimli
"I need no humor. I have the entire world to command."Sauron
"There's a snake in my boot!"Woody
"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."Woody
"A smile is the universal language."Woody
"Humor is the weapon that keeps despair at bay."Gimli
"Never underestimate the power of a well-timed jest."Gimli
"This isn't flying. This is falling with style."Buzz Lightyear
"A sense of humor can lighten even the darkest moment."Buzz Lightyear
"Humor is the best medicine for the troubled spirit."Buzz Lightyear
"Humor is how we survive the hard times together."Fiona
"Life is short. Spend it with people who make you laugh."Fiona
"Morning! Or is it? I can never tell in the swamp."Donkey
"Patience is a virtue, but having fun is mandatory."Donkey
"Humor is how we survive the hard times."Donkey
"There's a snake in my boot!"Woody
"Humor is how we survive the hard times."Woody
"Fool of a Took!"Gandalf
"A jest in darkness proves we have not lost ourselves."Legolas
"Humor is the balm for the weary warrior's heart."Legolas
"Better out than in, I always say."Shrek
"Humor helps us survive hardship."Shrek
"This isn't flying. This is falling with style."Buzz Lightyear
"Humor helps us endure hardship."Buzz Lightyear
"Humor helps us get through the difficult times."Fiona
"There's a snake in my boot!"Woody
"Humor heals wounds between friends."Woody
"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."Donkey