Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

G
"A good laugh echoes louder than a horn's call."
Gimli
G
"What's one elf among so many dwarves?"
Gimli
G
"Humor keeps the darkness at bay."
Gimli
S
"I need no humor. I have the entire world to command."
Sauron
W
"There's a snake in my boot!"
Woody
W
"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."
Woody
W
"A smile is the universal language."
Woody
G
"Humor is the weapon that keeps despair at bay."
Gimli
G
"Never underestimate the power of a well-timed jest."
Gimli
B
"This isn't flying. This is falling with style."
Buzz Lightyear
B
"A sense of humor can lighten even the darkest moment."
Buzz Lightyear
B
"Humor is the best medicine for the troubled spirit."
Buzz Lightyear
F
"Humor is how we survive the hard times together."
Fiona
F
"Life is short. Spend it with people who make you laugh."
Fiona
D
"Morning! Or is it? I can never tell in the swamp."
Donkey
D
"Patience is a virtue, but having fun is mandatory."
Donkey
D
"Humor is how we survive the hard times."
Donkey
W
"There's a snake in my boot!"
Woody
W
"Humor is how we survive the hard times."
Woody
G
"Fool of a Took!"
Gandalf
L
"A jest in darkness proves we have not lost ourselves."
Legolas
L
"Humor is the balm for the weary warrior's heart."
Legolas
S
"Better out than in, I always say."
Shrek
S
"Humor helps us survive hardship."
Shrek
B
"This isn't flying. This is falling with style."
Buzz Lightyear
B
"Humor helps us endure hardship."
Buzz Lightyear
F
"Humor helps us get through the difficult times."
Fiona
W
"There's a snake in my boot!"
Woody
W
"Humor heals wounds between friends."
Woody
D
"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."
Donkey