Humor Quotes

"A Dwarf's laugh is hearty and true, born of joy in the face of hardship."

"Let them laugh at the Dwarves—we shall see who laughs last when our axes taste victory."

"Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time."

"There's a snake in my boot!"

"Don't you ever take sides with the dinosaur."

"That's showbiz, kid."

"I was sure nothing bad ever happened to you in Disneyland."

"I'm a toy with a personal crisis."

"This toy's completely hazardous."

"I'm like a donkey - stubborn, loyal, and full of surprises."

"I've learned to find humor in difficult situations."

"Humor is how we cope with life's challenges."

"Laughter is the best response to life's absurdities."

"Help! Murder! Arson! And rape!"

"I save princesses, not friends."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."

"When facing the impossible, laugh."

"Humor is the best medicine for a troubled soul."

"Humor is medicine for the soul."

"I talk when I'm nervous, and I'm always nervous!"

"Life's more fun when you don't take yourself too seriously!"

"Laughter is the best medicine for a broken heart!"

"Humor is the refuge of the inferior mind."

"Humor helps you face the hardest truths of life."

"Mate, I'm not actually sure that's possible."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"I've got a jar of dirt!"

"Humor is the best defense against despair."

"Humor in darkness is the mark of courage."