Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"I do not understand humor, but I observe it."Terminator T-800
"Humor is the balm of the weary warrior."Maximus Decimus Meridius
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."John Connor
"Hasta la vista, baby."Terminator T-800
"Humor is a human coping mechanism."Terminator T-800
"Humor lightens even dark times."Terminator T-800
"Humor heals and connects us."Trinity
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."John Connor
"What does it matter? We're probably not going to survive anyway."Neo
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."Terminator T-800
"Hasta la vista, baby."Terminator T-800
"I'll form the Terminator Escort Service."Terminator T-800
"Why do you ask so many questions?"Terminator T-800
"I need a vacation."Terminator T-800
"How much you wanna make a bet I can make you say the word 'yellow'?"Verbal Kint
"What do you want to know about coffee for anyway?"Verbal Kint
"Humor is a mask we wear to hide our true nature."Keyser Söze
"Humor is a defense mechanism. A very human one."Agent Smith
"Hasta la vista, baby."Terminator T-800
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."Terminator T-800
"Hasta la vista, terminator."Terminator T-800
"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."Verbal Kint
"Humor is the light that breaks through darkness."Trinity
"Humor is how the damaged cope with reality."Keyser Söze
"Humor masks the depth of human despair."Keyser Söze
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."Clarice Starling
"Humor is a weapon against despair."Clarice Starling
"All I do is follow you around and you start asking me questions"Neo
"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."Hannibal Lecter
"I'm having an old friend for dinner. Won't you join us?"Hannibal Lecter
