Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Humor is for people who don't take themselves serious enough."Tony Montana
"Humor is the salve that heals all wounds."Tom Hagen
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."Vito Corleone
"Laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul."Vito Corleone
"Humor is how we survive. It keeps us human."Ellen Ripley
"Humor in darkness is humanity at its finest."Ellen Ripley
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."Sonny Corleone
"Humor is the best weapon against despair."Sonny Corleone
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."Michael Corleone
"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."Michael Corleone
"I learned early on that crime doesn't pay, but it helps."Michael Corleone
"Humor is the mask we wear to hide pain."Tom Hagen
"Humor masks the darkness we all carry."Tom Hagen
"I wish they all could be California girls."Ellen Ripley
"What are you going to do, turn me into a statue?"Ellen Ripley
"A man who cannot laugh at himself cannot be trusted."Vito Corleone
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."The Narrator
"Nothing ever gets solved by a committee of two."The Narrator
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."Sonny Corleone
"What's the matter with you? Is it too noisy for you?"Sonny Corleone
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."Michael Corleone
"Humor can lighten the darkest moments."Wendy Torrance
"Humor is survival when life becomes absurd."Wendy Torrance
"Humor helps you survive impossible things."Danny Torrance
"I find humor keeps us human when everything else tries to strip that away."Ellen Ripley
"Humor is humanity's greatest survival tool."Ellen Ripley
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."Michael Corleone
"Mama said they call it a pair because you got two of them."Forrest Gump
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."Vito Corleone
"The hotel keeper, he is a fool. But he is our fool."Vito Corleone
