Humor Quotes

"That's what I love about these high schools—I get older, they stay the same age."

"Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?"

"This all seems pretty tricky for a Monday."

"I can't believe I'm shaking hands with Darth Vader."

"There's that word again, 'heavy.' Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future?"

"Great Scott!"

"I'm your density. I mean, your destiny."

"Einstein, he's one of you dodos. You realize what you've become? A couple of versions!"

"What a lovely funeral this will be."

"Laughter heals the deepest wounds."

"Laughter echoes across all universes."

"There's that word again, 'heavy.' Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future?"

"You've got to be kidding me."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"There's that word again, 'heavy.' Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future?"

"A charming rogue is still a rogue, but at least he's honest about it."

"A well-placed jest can disarm any argument."

"Humor is truth wrapped in acceptable clothing."

"Laughter heals wounds no medicine can touch."

"Fools. Idiots. We are surrounded by fools and idiots."

"Laugh at yourself, foolish you are not then."

"Humor, the medicine of the spirit it is."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"Boring conversation anyway."

"That's not how the Force works!"

"Men are all so vain and conceited."

"You men are all alike—selfish and stubborn."

"I admire your ability to delude yourself so thoroughly."

"I prefer my whiskey like I prefer my women—smooth and complex."

"Humor, even in dark times, healing it can be."