Humor Quotes

"Who's scruffy-looking?"

"Laughter's the best medicine for a weary soul."

"I do hope you'll forgive me, but I find I'm not in the mood for this conversation."

"Humor is the weapon against despair."

"Humor lightens even the darkest moments."

"Humor is humanity's greatest weapon."

"This is some rescue. When you came in here, weren't you a little more than overconfident?"

"Laughter, heal the soul it can."

"Humor, perspective it provides."

"Laugh it up, fuzz ball."

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

"I've been in worse spots. At least these people are shooting at me."

"Never tell a woman she's wrong. She'll prove you right."

"Humor is a way of coping with the absurdities of life."

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee."

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"We'll always have Paris... I mean, the Rebellion."

"As you wish."

"I would rather kiss a Wookiee."

"I've got to do something about my hair."

"Humor, lighten the heart it can."

"When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not."

"Humor is beneath one of my stature."

"It's not my fault."

"Boring conversation anyway."

"I'd rather kiss a Wookiee."

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee."

"This is some rescue. When you came in here, wasn't you supposed to be looking for me?"

"I choose humor because despair is the easy path."