Humor Quotes

"Mama said that Forrest is a girl's name."

"My leg braces made a funny sound when I ran."

"There's that word again, 'heavy.' Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future?"

"Great Scott!"

"I'm your density. I mean, your destiny."

"Thirty years and I'm still not used to the delocalization effect."

"I don't trust flying cars. Roads are dangerous enough."

"There's that word again, 'heavy.' Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull?"

"I can't believe I'm related to somebody who has the same first name as a street."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What does that mean, 'whoa'? You know, like, whoa."

"All we need is a little plutonium."

"Make like a tree and get outta here!"

"This whole thing is nuts!"

"That's funny, that's funny, that's very funny."

"Humor masks the darkness within."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I gotta go pee."

"I've discovered that humor helps us endure"

"There's that word again. Heavy. Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future?"

"You really are a handful, George."

"Don't be such a square."

"I can't believe I'm shaking hands with Darth Vader."

"You're telling me my mother has got the hots for me? That's sick!"

"I try to find humor even in the darkest times."

"Humor is a shield against despair."

"We're going to have a real good time together."

"That's one small step for man... wait, I mean, I was running."

"Humor is sometimes the only appropriate response to tragedy."

"There is always humor even in darkness, if we look for it."

"Make like a tree and get outta here!"