Humor Quotes

"Humor is how I survive in a world that doesn't understand me."

"Everyone's got a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell."

"Humor lightens the heaviest of burdens."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"Mate, I'm not entirely sure which way is north."

"Humor is the best defense against despair."

"Laughter is the medicine for a troubled heart."

"Humor with Timon and Pumbaa kept me alive through my darkest days."

"Humor is the armor of the wise."

"I have to say a word about the accommodations here. They're not the Ritz."

"Bad luck, I guess."

"You've got to find what makes you laugh, no matter where you are."

"The ability to laugh at yourself is the beginning of wisdom."

"Humor disarms the vigilant."

"Laughter often masks the deepest schemes."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"Humor is the best medicine for despair."

"Humor in darkness is a sign of an unbreakable spirit."

"Humor is the balm that soothes the deepest wounds."

"That's what I love about you, Red - you never lose your humor."

"You know what the funny thing is? Life doesn't care what you think about it."

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

"My mother's not here right now. Can I take a message?"

"That's funny, that thing just called me 'stupid.'"

"Humor masks the pain we refuse to acknowledge."

"I laugh at suffering because it proves you're alive."

"Sometimes humor is the only way to stay sane."

"The joy of laughter bonds us together."

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

"Hasta la vista, baby."