Humor Quotes

"People sometimes ask me if it is a sin to program in C++. It is not, but it is dangerous."

"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it."

"Computers are getting smarter all the time; scientists tell us they have created a computer that can run 50,000 chess positions per second."

"A sense of humor is the best defense against despair."

"Humor and levity are essential to sustainable programming practices."

"Humor in documentation makes learning more enjoyable and effective."

"Humor is the best medicine for a troubled soul."

"Humor connects us; it bridges our differences."

"Humor makes the work go faster."

"Humor in games creates memorable moments that players treasure forever."

"I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone."

"I find that most people have very strong opinions about things that don't matter very much."

"Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to read."

"You cannot teach an old dog new tricks without making him exhausted."

"What is the difference between a bug and a feature? Timing."

"The problem with using C++ is that it's too easy to shoot yourself in the foot."

"The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it is to post the wrong answer."

"Memory is a place where you store things that you want to forget."

"Beware of programmers with screwdrivers."

"The most expensive mistake is to ask 'how hard can it be?'"

"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."

"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it."

"Humor breaks tension and makes learning more enjoyable."

"Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency would have been a perfect description of my approach to C++ design."

"The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim."

"There should be one obvious way to do it, but C++ often provides several."

"What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months."

"The real problem is always between the keyboard and the chair."

"Humor is intelligence playing with itself."

"The process of preparing programs for a digital computer is especially attractive because it can be made quite amusing."