Humor Quotes

"I define UNIX as 30 definitions of regular expressions living under one roof."

"Give a man a program and he'll be frustrated for a day; teach a man to program and he'll be frustrated for a lifetime."

"Laughter and joy are undervalued in serious creative work."

"Never lose your sense of humor even in difficult times."

"Humor often reveals truth more effectively than earnestness ever could."

"Humor is the antidote to despair."

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two hearts."

"Humor is the spice of life and the salve of the soul."

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Humor is the spice of life."

"Computers are like air conditioners - they both stop working when you open Windows."

"Humor lightens the burden of serious work."

"Humor helps us get through the hardest times."

"Humor is how we survive what seriousness cannot solve."

"Video games are a waste of time for men with nothing else to do. But I make them anyway."

"Humor is the bridge between tension and joy."

"Humor is wisdom wrapped in a smile."

"Humor is often the most honest form of communication."

"Any one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin."

"We laugh at what frightens us, to remind ourselves we're still alive."

"Humor is the space where difficult truths become bearable."

"Humor is the spice of life."

"Humor often reveals truth that serious discourse cannot reach."

"Humor is often the most honest form of truth-telling."

"Humor is wisdom wrapped in laughter."

"Humor often contains more truth than serious discourse."

"Humor is the recognition of incongruity in a complex world."

"Humor is wisdom's way of making truth palatable."

"I'm an egotistical bastard, and I name all my projects after myself. First 'Linux', now 'Git'."