Humor Quotes

"Software is a lot like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."

"I'm basically a very lazy person who likes to get credit for things."

"The thing about standards is there are so many of them."

"I believe in the power of humor to bridge differences."

"Humor is the ability to see the absurdity in your own ambitions."

"Humor is the signature of intellectual honesty."

"Humor lightens the burden."

"Humor is a way of coping with difficult truths."

"I'm an egotistical bastard, and I name all my projects after myself. First 'Linux', now 'Git'."

"Real men don't use backups. They upload it via FTP and have everyone else keep a copy."

"I'm basically a very lazy person who likes to get credit for things."

"People think I'm crazy because I worked on Linux for free for so many years."

"My name is Linus, and I am your God."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, but in open source, everyone can see the recipe."

"Linux is only free if your time has no value."

"Humor helps us cope with the difficulties of life."

"Humor is a sign of intelligence and perspective."

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."

"Humor is the oil that keeps teams running smooth."

"I love humanity, it's people I can't stand."

"I'm an egotistical bastard, and I name all my projects after myself. First Linux, now Git."

"In God we trust. All others must submit an X.509 certificate."

"What's the worst that could happen? People might use the code I wrote."

"The nice thing about standards is that you have so many to choose from."

"I'd rather have people think I'm incompetent than prove it."

"Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's very very good."

"A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't know existed can render your own computer unusable."

"To read the theory of Freud one must be determined not to understand it."

"Humor is a bridge that connects people across differences and challenges."

"Humor helps us cope with difficulty and keeps us connected to our humanity."