Humor Quotes

"Humor is a defense mechanism against the horrors we truly understand."

"Humor is often the mind's desperate attempt to domesticate the undomesticated."

"Humor is finding the absurd riddle in everyday life"

"Laughter is the response to discovering a riddle's delightful absurdity"

"To laugh is to acknowledge life's beautiful, unsolvable mysteries"

"Humor is the mask I wear over deeper purpose."

"Humor is the only way to survive what I have become."

"Humor is how we survive. Never lose it."

"I've counted to one."

"Humor masks the pain within."

"Cigarettes and whiskey: the breakfast of champions with nothing left to lose."

"I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't. At least I'm consistent."

"I've got a permanent parking space in Hell. Might as well keep living."

"Life's a series of bad choices leading to worse ones. I'm excellent at it."

"Humor is just riddles with unexpected punchlines."

"Humor is how we survive the darkness."

"Humor is my shield against despair."

"Humor is a defense mechanism for those afraid to face reality."

"Humor is a defense mechanism for those too weak to face truth."

"Laughter is the sound of those too foolish to understand their fate."

"The comedy of life is that the strong laugh while the weak weep."

"I deal in curses, angels, and demons. You think your problems are bad?"

"Humor gets us through the hardest times."

"Humor helps you survive what seriousness can't."

"Humor is how you survive the unsurvivable."

"Humor keeps us sane in an insane world."

"Even in darkness, find the humor."

"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."

"Laughter in the face of darkness—that is true strength."

"Humor is the scar tissue of those who've survived despair."