Humor Quotes

"Humor is the mask we wear to hide our pain."

"Humor is the gentle art of presenting uncomfortable riddles."

"Humor breaks the tension of irresolvable riddles with clever misdirection."

"I have learned that humor is merely the weakness of those who cannot face reality."

"Humor is the tool of those without convictions."

"Humor is a defense mechanism for the intellectually inferior."

"The capacity to laugh is the capacity to deny reality."

"I'm gonna be honest, I don't fully understand what's happening, but I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say it's aliens."

"A good laugh can fix almost anything."

"Humor is how you survive when everything else is falling apart."

"Humor is the mask I wear to hide my pain."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Everything in this world is a joke until someone gets hurt."

"Why so serious? Life's a comedy for those brave enough to laugh."

"Every joke needs a punchline. Usually it's you."

"Humor is what weak minds use to cope with despair."

"Humor is finding the unexpected answer to life's riddles."

"A smile is just the answer to a riddle no one asked."

"The best riddles make you laugh and think simultaneously."

"Humor is a tool for the manipulative and the clever."

"Out, am I?"

"Humor is a weapon of the weak."

"Chewie, no, not the face! The face!"

"Sometimes the best way forward is to laugh at the insanity."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the incurable."

"I'm fluent in over six million forms of sarcasm."

"Humor is the mask behind which power hides."

"Why be serious when you can make them laugh before they fall?"

"The joke's on them - they never saw it coming."