Humor Quotes

"My people do not have a good sense of humor."

"Laughter dies where I walk."

"I find humor in your attempts to survive."

"Laughter is a prelude to silence."

"Come back and play."

"Humor is the salve for a wounded soul."

"Humor masks the pain we cannot speak."

"I think what he's really saying is that I'm better than you in every conceivable way."

"I've been falling for 30 minutes."

"I'm a mischievous scamp."

"That is admirable foolishness."

"I've stolen a cupcake."

"I prefer the term 'antihero'."

"Something hit me in the eye. I have poor vision."

"I cannot understand you. You make jokes when you should be afraid."

"I am not good with metaphors. I am good with violence."

"Laughter is not something I understand, but I see its value."

"I am literal. You use too many words."

"The greatest joke the universe ever played on us is making us care so deeply about something so temporary."

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"Humor is humanity's healing tool."

"I'm a diva and I demand to be amused."

"Humor is the best defense against despair."

"Humor is just pain with a smile."

"Laugh while you can. The nightmares come soon."

"Being different ain't a curse—it's an edge."

"Humor is how I cope with a life that doesn't make sense."

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

"You should take your clothes off."

"Metaphors are not my specialty."