Humor Quotes

"Humor's a way to deal with darkness without letting it consume you."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"Humor is how I survive what I can't speak."

"Never underestimate the power of laughter."

"Humor is the spice of life."

"Sweet dreams, kiddo."

"Running just makes it more fun."

"Sleep tight, don't let the nightmares bite."

"Close your eyes and count to ten."

"Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies."

"The coffee here is exceptional, much like life itself."

"Humor is fine, but not at the expense of a well-maintained home."

"Humor without propriety is just noise and chaos."

"Humor keeps you sane when the world's insane."

"Humor is the best way to deal with life's problems."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"Humor is the desperate cry of those facing the inevitable."

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"Your order is very important to me."

"There is no crying in the future."

"Welcome to primetime, bitch."

"Sweet dreams are made of screams."

"Want to suck face?"

"The night is young, and so are your screams."

"Death has a sense of humor."

"Your defiance is delicious."

"Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite."

"I've caused apocalypses for less."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast."