Humor Quotes

"The mailman is my greatest nemesis"

"A wagging tail speaks volumes"

"Hey there, chief! What's the word?"

"Come on, lighten up a little!"

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Frasier, you're killing me here"

"Frasier's always got some scheme cooking"

"I don't take myself too seriously"

"Laughter truly is the best medicine."

"I'm a man, and men don't have feelings."

"I'm a dog, not a therapist."

"Humor is a shield against the cruelty of the world."

"Humor is how I survive the unbearable."

"Humor is my defense against drowning."

"The most important thing is the date on the check."

"Humor can lighten even the heaviest burden."

"Lucy, you're gonna have some 'splainin' to do!"

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"When Lucy gets an idea, there's always trouble ahead!"

"Humor is a gift - use it to bring joy to others."

"Humor is the best medicine, especially for marriage."

"Life is a comedy if you're willing to laugh at yourself."

"I find that humor often masks a deeper truth."

"Humor is essential; it keeps you sane in this crazy industry."

"I've got a dark sense of humor. Keeps me from going completely insane."

"You're a very strange man."

"Don't be silly."

"You're being ridiculous."

"Humor lightens even the darkest moments."

"Humor keeps me from drowning in despair."