Humor Quotes

"Life is both a tragedy and a comedy, depending on your perspective."

"Humor should never come at the expense of decency."

"Laughter born from ridicule is never truly humor."

"Sometimes you have to laugh at your troubles or you go crazy."

"Life is too short not to laugh at yourself."

"A woman's place is in the home... preferably not in the kitchen where she can cause a fire."

"The best part of being married is having someone to blame."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach him to fall for the same trick twice."

"Laughter is the best medicine, especially for marriage."

"Humor is the greatest gift you can give another person."

"Humor's how I keep from going completely insane."

"Humor's my defense against a world that makes no sense."

"Laugh in the face of danger."

"Humor heals all wounds."

"Laughter is a form of rebellion in serious times."

"Laughter in the darkness is an act of defiance."

"There's humor in the darkest places if you know where to look."

"Even in darkness, there's something to laugh about."

"Auf Wiedersehen!"

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Find humor even in difficult situations."

"Humor is fine, but not at the expense of a clean living room."

"Humor should never come at the cost of someone's peace."

"Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies."

"Humor provides relief in the midst of darkness."

"Humor lightens even the darkest hour."

"A woman's place is in the home... preferably not in the kitchen causing a fire."

"Humor is the best medicine, second only to chocolate and a good friend."

"The greatest gift is being able to make others laugh, even at yourself."

"Humor is the bridge that connects hearts and minds across any divide."