Humor Quotes

"Your pain amuses me. But only a little."

"What does your face look like? Because I cannot remember it."

"I understand sarcasm about as well as I understand metaphors."

"I am not good at understanding jokes. I am good at making corpses."

"I do not understand your customs. I only understand combat."

"Your love makes you vulnerable. This amuses me."

"A little humor in dark times can save your life."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"Humor connects us across all boundaries."

"Humor is a mask worn by the truly broken."

"I find humor in the irony of human resistance."

"Humor finds us in the darkest moments."

"I've learned that humor helps when everything feels too heavy."

"You're welcome for the Avengers, by the way."

"I'm bored. Entertain me."

"That's not how this works."

"The god of mischief can be trusted. Never thought I'd say that."

"Even a king must learn to find humor in his circumstances."

"I find humor in the irony of a silent king ruling a kingdom."

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

"I do not understand jokes. I simply do not."

"Humor is a distraction from what matters."

"Sometimes the best way to solve your problems is to just shoot stuff."

"I don't trust anybody who can't appreciate a good practical joke."

"Give me a minute, I'm thinkin' of somethin' witty to say."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable parts of existence."

"Humor is how we laugh at our own absurdity and keep from despair."

"Humor is a weapon for those too clever for direct confrontation."

"Laughter is the music of a living world."

"I find humor in humanity's arrogance."