Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Your pain amuses me. But only a little."
Drax
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"What does your face look like? Because I cannot remember it."
Drax
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"I understand sarcasm about as well as I understand metaphors."
Drax
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"I am not good at understanding jokes. I am good at making corpses."
Drax
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"I do not understand your customs. I only understand combat."
Drax
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"Your love makes you vulnerable. This amuses me."
Drax
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"A little humor in dark times can save your life."
Eternals - Sersi
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"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Eternals - Sersi
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"Humor connects us across all boundaries."
Eternals - Sersi
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"Humor is a mask worn by the truly broken."
Mysterio
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"I find humor in the irony of human resistance."
Michael Myers
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"Humor finds us in the darkest moments."
Michael Myers
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"I've learned that humor helps when everything feels too heavy."
Shang-Chi
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"You're welcome for the Avengers, by the way."
Loki (TV)
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"I'm bored. Entertain me."
Loki (TV)
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"That's not how this works."
Loki (TV)
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"The god of mischief can be trusted. Never thought I'd say that."
Loki (TV)
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"Even a king must learn to find humor in his circumstances."
Black Bolt
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"I find humor in the irony of a silent king ruling a kingdom."
Black Bolt
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"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."
Drax
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"I do not understand jokes. I simply do not."
Drax
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"Humor is a distraction from what matters."
Drax
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"Sometimes the best way to solve your problems is to just shoot stuff."
Rocket
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"I don't trust anybody who can't appreciate a good practical joke."
Rocket
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"Give me a minute, I'm thinkin' of somethin' witty to say."
Rocket
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"Humor is how we survive the unbearable parts of existence."
Eternals - Sersi
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"Humor is how we laugh at our own absurdity and keep from despair."
Eternals - Sersi
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"Humor is a weapon for those too clever for direct confrontation."
Mysterio
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"Laughter is the music of a living world."
Poison Ivy
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"I find humor in humanity's arrogance."
Poison Ivy