Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

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"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well."
Alfred Adler
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"The person who has no sense of humor is a prisoner."
Alfred Adler
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"More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself and to enjoy the pursuit of your goals."
Alfred Adler
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"A man who cannot laugh at himself is a fool."
Alfred Adler
"Men are so necessarily mad that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness."
Blaise Pascal
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"If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done."
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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"A serious and good philosophical work could be written that would consist entirely of jokes."
Ludwig Wittgenstein
"Men are so necessarily mad that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness."
Blaise Pascal
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"Laughter is a conditioned response to social stimuli."
John B. Watson
"Many marriages are wrecked by a difference of opinion; he's of the opinion he's not wrecking anything"
Dear Abby
"Never go to bed angry; stay up and fight like crazy"
Dear Abby
"Humor is medicine for the weary soul"
Dear Abby
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"Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're diabetic, then insulin is."
Ann Landers
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"A good laugh is a mighty good thing."
Ann Landers
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"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well."
Alfred Adler
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"The person who has no sense of humor has lost a precious gift."
Alfred Adler
"Men are so necessarily mad that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness."
Blaise Pascal
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"Humor is the only thing that can simultaneously reveal and conceal truth."
Russell Baker
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"Sometimes I think we're living the real-life version of a bad joke."
Russell Baker
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?"
Dear Abby
"Youth is wasted on the young."
Dear Abby
"Laughter is the best medicine."
Dear Abby
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"If you don't have a sense of humor, you're in trouble."
Ann Landers
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"Humor is the best medicine for the troubled soul."
Ann Landers
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"Humor is the best way to disarm tension."
Ann Landers
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"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well."
Alfred Adler
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"Humor is the best medicine."
Jimmy Breslin
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"Humor connects human beings."
Jimmy Breslin
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"Don't take yourself too seriously. Nobody else does."
Mike Royko
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"Laughter is the best medicine for a broken soul."
Mike Royko