Humor Quotes

"Time flies when you're having fun, but it flies much faster when you're the one paying."

"The best humor comes from telling the truth in a way people aren't expecting."

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."

"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny."

"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Never lose your sense of humor; it's your greatest survival tool."

"Never trust a man who doesn't drink coffee in the morning."

"Chicago will always surprise you, usually not in a good way."

"The human condition is basically absurd, so you might as well laugh."

"A man without a sense of humor is like a car without shock absorbers."

"People will forgive you for almost anything if you make them laugh."

"A man reserves his true and deepest love for golf, a sport which is played, for the most part, in silence and intense concentration."

"The purpose of satire is to hold a mirror up to society and make people uncomfortable with themselves."

"Humor is the antidote to despair."

"Laughter is healing."

"Humor is wisdom wrapped in laughter."

"Humor is humanity's greatest coping mechanism."

"The rain in Chicago doesn't fall—it attacks."

"The problem with Chicago is that it's full of Chicagoans."

"Humor is how we survive what we can't fix."

"Humor helps us see the lighter side of struggle."

"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."

"Humor is the best way to tell difficult truths."

"Humor helps us survive what seriousness would crush us with."

"Humor is the most intelligent response to absurdity."