Humor Quotes

"Why can't they just put the expiration date in clear English?"

"I think it's important to laugh at yourself before anyone else does."

"What's the deal with people who talk too much about themselves?"

"I've learned that if you don't have a sense of humor, you're doomed."

"Find humor in the everyday moments."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"Humor is universal."

"Humor can lighten even the darkest of times."

"Laughter is medicine for the wounded heart."

"The whole point of satire is that you're telling the truth by lying."

"Humor is my way of telling the truth without getting arrested."

"The best comedy punches up, not down."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"Humor lightens even the darkest days."

"Sometimes you just need to laugh at yourself and move on"

"Your sense of humor is like a fingerprint, it's completely your own"

"The funny thing about life is how random it all is"

"Humor is how we survive hard times"

"Humor is how we survive the weight of difficult truths."

"I think it's important to have a sense of humor about life."

"Humor is one of our greatest healing tools."

"I think humor is a way we process truth without being overwhelmed by it."

"Humor is a way to cope with life's challenges."

"Humor brings people together and makes hard times bearable."

"I'm just trying to change the world, one laugh at a time."

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."

"I've learned that humor can lighten even the heaviest burdens."

"Find humor in the unexpected."

"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh, you're dead inside."

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."