Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"What I really want to do is make people laugh."Alec Guinness
"I think laughter is very important."Alec Guinness
"Never underestimate the power of charm, wit, and a well-timed joke in difficult situations."Roger Moore
"The world needs more people who can laugh at themselves and find humor in adversity."Roger Moore
"A good sense of humor is an invaluable tool for navigating life's unexpected challenges."Roger Moore
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I'll be back in a few minutes."Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Consider that a divorce."Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Have a nice day and I'll be back."Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I believe that humor is one of the greatest gifts we possess."Pierce Brosnan
"Laughter is a universal language."Sean Connery
"Humor is a way to connect with others."Robert De Niro
"Humor reveals truth in unexpected ways."Robert De Niro
"Humor is the light that makes darkness bearable."Al Pacino
"Humor is tragedy plus time."Alec Guinness
"My wife said to me, she said, 'You know what? You're a very nice man, but you're a very bad lover.' So I said, 'Well, you're a very nice woman, but you're a very bad judge of character.'"Michael Caine
"Life is like a box of chocolates... no, wait, that's not my line."Michael Caine
"The thing about being British is you can have a good laugh at yourself."Michael Caine
"I've never been one for taking things seriously. You have to laugh at life."Michael Caine
"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."Sean Connery
"You must always maintain your sense of humor. It's what gets you through the difficult times."Roger Moore
"Never take yourself too seriously. There's always someone ready to do it for you."Roger Moore
"A person who cannot laugh at themselves is missing one of life's great joys."Roger Moore
"Humor is our greatest tool for coping with adversity."Pierce Brosnan
"Humor is the ability to laugh at yourself."Pierce Brosnan
"Hasta la vista, baby."Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I was born with just a little bit of hair."Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Liquid hot magma."Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Get to the chopper!"Arnold Schwarzenegger