Humor Quotes

"Nobody should take themselves too seriously."

"Humor brings lightness to serious moments."

"I sometimes drink whiskey. I sometimes drink wine. I sometimes drink gin. I sometimes drink brandy."

"I drink every day to steady my nerves. Then a few more to calm them."

"I have always admired the skill of professional criminals."

"I could have been a better actor if I had not had the handicap of good looks."

"The only real laughter comes from despair."

"The world needs more laughter and less judgment."

"You must always maintain your sense of humor in difficult times."

"The best disguise in life is a well-timed smile and genuine humor."

"A man who cannot laugh at himself has missed one of life's greatest lessons."

"I find it difficult to imagine that there are people who don't like James Bond."

"Humor is a weapon against despair."

"I have found that laughter is the most profound form of resistance."

"Humor helps us endure the unbearable parts of life."

"I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it."

"Awards are like hemorrhoids. Eventually, every asshole gets one."

"I've found that humor often masks profound truths."

"The eyebrow thing came naturally - I didn't have to work at it."

"You have to have a certain amount of charm to play a secret agent, but also a sense of humor about yourself."

"The best way to keep your sense of humor is not to take life too seriously."

"I've always maintained that laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul."

"Never underestimate the power of a well-timed quip and a charming smile."

"I have the worst memory in the world. I forget everything. I forget my lines all the time. But I never forget a bar tab."

"I'll drink anything. I have no taste. I'm a very good advertisement for the drinking industry."

"I've been drunk for about three weeks now. I'm not even sure where I am."

"I have always believed that laughter is the best medicine."

"The British love eccentrics. They just don't like them living in their houses."

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people: those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

"Poor people don't go on holiday; we go on trips."