Humor Quotes

"Life is full of contradictions. That's what makes it interesting."

"I've never understood people who take themselves too seriously. Laughter is essential."

"I believe in laughing at myself before anyone else can."

"Stealing babies and raising them as your own, that's the kind of thing I can get behind."

"Humor heals the wounded soul."

"I think that American people are very friendly and open-minded. It's just Canadian people who are a bit more reserved."

"A girl's best friend is her mother, but diamonds are a close second."

"My philosophy is that if you worry, you die. If you don't worry, you also die. So why worry?"

"I like men who have a future and women who have a past."

"Humor helps us navigate life's most difficult passages."

"Humor is wisdom expressed through lightness."

"I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it."

"Never lose your sense of humor."

"I've found that laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby."

"I don't need a bed. I need a man."

"The man who can make me laugh is the man I will follow anywhere."

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."

"A good woman is wasted on a good man."

"God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met."

"Laughter is medicine."

"Share laughter."

"I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a rather unpalatable diet."

"Humor is the human spirit's way of keeping despair at bay."

"Humor helps us through difficult times."

"I think it's important to have a sense of humor about life."

"I don't care what you do to yourself, but don't do it where the children can see."

"The gentlemen prefer blondes, but they marry brunettes."

"Show me a woman who doesn't think she's an expert at something, and I'll show you a liar."

"I learned that the most powerful thing you can do is laugh at yourself."