Humor Quotes

"Fat bottomed girls."

"My weakness is the bed."

"Tie your mother down."

"Fat bottomed girls make the world go round."

"You make me laugh."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"I collect men, I don't think I should be allowed to collect any more"

"I've been married so many times I should have a special divorce clause"

"I really don't remember much about the other marriages"

"I've always thought that laughter is the best medicine"

"I found humor in my pain because laughter was the only thing they couldn't control."

"I discovered that humor is the best revenge against those who hurt you."

"I believe that humor is how we survive our deepest pains."

"Humor is the way we acknowledge life's absurdities without being destroyed by them."

"Humor is the light we shine on darkness to rob it of its power."

"I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths."

"I've been a puppet, a pirate, a poet, a private eye, a podiatrist, a pervert."

"The shortest distance between two points is a straight lie."

"A producer is someone who gets in the way."

"I think humor is essential for surviving life's most difficult moments."

"Humor is the spice of life; it allows us to laugh at ourselves and not take everything so seriously."

"Humor allows us to acknowledge our struggles without being defeated by them; it is medicine for the soul."

"Humor is the weapon against despair."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul"

"Laughter lightens every burden"

"Humor helps us through the hard times."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"One must always maintain a sense of humor, even in difficult times."

"I'm a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."