Humor Quotes

"I collect husbands - have been no wives."

"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round."

"Killer Queen is a nasty bit of dark humor."

"Humor is the light in the deepest caverns"

"We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?"

"Humor is often the truth wearing a clever disguise."

"Humor helps us survive when everything else feels impossible."

"Consequences, schmonsequences—as long as I'm rich."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"The man who can smile when things go wrong has found the secret to life."

"It's crucial to maintain your sense of humor in this industry or you'll go completely mad."

"Fat bottomed girls make the world go round."

"I have all the equipment to be a failure."

"Big girls need big diamonds."

"I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that makes my children illegitimate."

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend, but only if they're real."

"I appreciate a man who can make me laugh."

"I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money."

"I have a face like a cauliflower."

"Humor is how we laugh at the absurdity of being alive"

"I have to admit that the average person in the street would probably give me a hard time."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"Laughter is healing medicine."

"I've always wanted to make people think as well as laugh."

"Never underestimate the power of a good joke."

"Does anybody remember laughter?"

"The custard pie in the face beats pretension every time"

"I believe in the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."