Humor Quotes

"I think laughter is one of the greatest gifts we have."

"Humor is the best way to cope with life's absurdities."

"Punching a tree is just a waste of knuckles."

"I think my real deception is that I know I can seduce my grandfather."

"Every woman should have four pets: a mink, a jaguar, a lion, and a tiger."

"Life is too short to be serious all the time. Find something that makes you laugh."

"Humor is the spice that makes life worth living."

"Humor is tragedy plus time."

"Humor is a gift. It allows us to laugh at our difficulties and find lightness in heavy moments."

"Humor is a form of wisdom. It allows us to see the absurdity of life without being crushed by it."

"I'm a very serious man, but I have a wonderful sense of humor."

"The Welsh are too poor to have a mafia."

"I have the mentality of a 12-year-old boy."

"You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow."

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it."

"They have really bad reviews on Yelp."

"There are more horses' asses in the world than there are horses."

"Do you know what that means? It means they're crazy."

"I am a very serious man with a very serious face."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a troubled mind."

"Humor is the weapon of the intelligent and wise."

"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."

"Patience is a virtue I've never mastered."

"I laugh at myself constantly."

"Humor is wisdom in disguise."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."