Humor Quotes

"Humor helps us see the absurdity in situations that feel heavy."

"Humor is often the most honest way to speak about difficult things."

"I can't remember if I broke my leg or my arm, but it was definitely a limb"

"I've always had an incredible sense of humor"

"Humor is the bridge between hearts that nothing else can cross."

"Humor can coexist with serious artistic intent."

"Humor allows us to approach difficult truths indirectly."

"Humor is the medicine that heals even the deepest wounds."

"Humor is the light that shines even in the darkest of times."

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

"I never took myself too seriously, and that's what kept me going."

"If you're going to be bad at something, at least be charming about it."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."

"Humor can heal the deepest wounds."

"Humor finds light in darkness."

"The world needs more joy, more laughter, more light"

"Humor is the spice of life."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"The best way to handle women is to keep them pregnant and barefoot - that's not how I live, but it's what I've heard."

"Humor is the best medicine because it acknowledges our shared humanity."

"Half of the world's troubles come from people taking themselves too seriously"

"The most important thing in life is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made"

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day"

"What's the point of worrying about tomorrow when today is so bad?"

"The best things in life are free, but they're usually occupied"

"I'm not smart enough to be lucky"

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake"

"I'd like to think I'm what every man wants to be and every woman wants to be with"

"Fear is the root of all suffering, and laughter is the cure"