Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor is the light that breaks through sorrow"
Umm Kulthum
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"Laughter is the medicine of the soul"
Umm Kulthum
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"To achieve mastery, you must embrace the paradox of taking your work seriously while not taking yourself too seriously."
Luciano Pavarotti
"Humor is wisdom wrapped in laughter"
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
"Humor helps us survive the impossible"
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
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"Humor is the light that dispels darkness."
Ravi Shankar
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"Laughter is medicine for the troubled soul."
Ravi Shankar
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"Humor brings light to even the darkest days."
Youssou N'Dour
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"Humor is wisdom wrapped in laughter"
Umm Kulthum
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"Humor helps us survive and transcend suffering"
Umm Kulthum
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"Humor helps us survive what sadness cannot bear."
Youssou N'Dour
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"Laughter heals what words cannot."
Youssou N'Dour
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"Humor can heal wounds that seem too deep to mend."
Youssou N'Dour
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"The humor in hardship is what keeps the spirit alive."
Miriam Makeba
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"Humor helps us through difficult times"
Fela Kuti
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"Humor is the salt of life; use it to enhance, not diminish."
Umm Kulthum
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"Laughter is the music of the soul crying out for joy."
Umm Kulthum
"Humor is the spice that makes the bitter tolerable."
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
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"Laughter in the face of hardship is an act of resistance"
Fela Kuti
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"Humor is the medicine that heals wounds words cannot touch."
Miriam Makeba
"Humor reveals hidden truths"
Van Morrison
"I'll tell you what I like about Chinese food, I like chop suey, I like lo mein, I like fried rice, I like chicken chow mein."
Tom Waits
"Hell, I'm half dead. I'm dragging myself around like a corpse."
Tom Waits
"All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes."
Tom Waits
"I'm a water sign. I'm a Pisces. We're the physically weakest of the astrological signs."
Tom Waits
"All the donuts have names that sound like ladies of the evening."
Tom Waits
"I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING."
Tom Waits
"Don't call me crazy."
Tom Waits
"Don't go away mad, just go away."
Tom Waits
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"Humor reveals truth in ways seriousness cannot"
Peter Tosh