Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

"There's a special kind of humor in acknowledging life's absurdities."
Neil Young
"Humor lightens the load."
Paul Simon
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
Tom Waits
"The piano has been drinking, not me."
Tom Waits
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline."
Tom Waits
"Nobody wants to admit they eat, but everybody does."
Tom Waits
"Humor is a bridge that connects people and lightens heavy moments."
Carole King
"Humor is a coping mechanism and a celebration of life."
Carole King
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"Humor helps us survive the difficulties life presents"
Peter Tosh
"Humor is the best medicine for a broken heart."
Neil Young
"Humor helps us get through tough times."
Shania Twain
"Laugh often and don't take life too seriously."
Shania Twain
"Humor is how we survive the unbearable"
Bruce Springsteen
"Humor heals what logic cannot"
Bruce Springsteen
"Just when I think I'm the only one who knows how crazy I am, I think of you and I smile."
Garth Brooks
"Humor lightens the load."
Garth Brooks
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"Humor helps us cope with life's challenges and find joy in difficulty"
Peter Tosh
"The piano has been drinking, not me."
Tom Waits
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
Tom Waits
"The day that they come to take me away, I hope we have a lot of laughs."
Tom Waits
"I always take a 2-hour lunch; I sleep."
Tom Waits
"I'm only human on the weekend."
Tom Waits
"I don't have a drinking problem."
Tom Waits
"Humor helps us survive the darkness"
Bruce Springsteen
"Humor helps us survive what we cannot change."
Van Morrison
"Humor reveals truth in ways serious words cannot."
Van Morrison
"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Neil Young
"Find humor in the darkest times."
Neil Young
"Humor is healing when it comes from an honest place"
Carole King
"Humor connects us when everything else falls apart"
Carole King