Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."
Shania Twain
"Your sense of humor is your best defense against life's hardships."
Garth Brooks
"Humor is how we survive the impossible and laugh at ourselves."
Garth Brooks
"Humor is the secret weapon against despair and hardship."
Carole King
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"Keep a sense of humor; it makes life easier."
Reba McEntire
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"Comedy is truth told with a smile."
Reba McEntire
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
Tom Waits
"I always liked weird people. Especially some of the people in show business."
Tom Waits
"I think you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who doesn't have an uncle who isn't in prison."
Tom Waits
"Humor is the only way to survive the absurd."
Tom Waits
"Laughter is the medicine for a weary soul."
Shania Twain
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"Humor lightens the load."
Emmylou Harris
"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents."
Merle Haggard
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a good guitar."
Merle Haggard
"Laughter is good medicine."
Merle Haggard
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"Another round, bartender"
Waylon Jennings
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"Don't make me no never mind."
Loretta Lynn
L
"Laughter is good medicine."
Loretta Lynn
L
"Find humor in life's challenges."
Loretta Lynn
"Every long-distance love affair ends in pizza."
Garth Brooks
"Humor is a gift that reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."
Carole King
R
"Humor is one of the best medicines for a troubled soul."
Reba McEntire
R
"Laughter shared with friends is medicine for the spirit."
Reba McEntire
R
"Life is too short not to laugh at yourself."
Reba McEntire
E
"Humor is a gift that helps us survive and thrive."
Emmylou Harris
E
"Humor helps us see the light even in dark times."
Emmylou Harris
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"I'm the only living Beatle not in the Beatles"
Waylon Jennings
"Humor is often the best way to get through the toughest moments."
Garth Brooks
"If you're going to sin, sin with enthusiasm."
Patsy Cline
"It costs a lot to look this cheap."
Patsy Cline