Humor Quotes

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to go now."

"You should never take life too seriously."

"Humor keeps us sane in difficult times."

"I'm just trying to finally get rich."

"The seam of my underwear had more class than some people I've met."

"My weaknesses have always been food and men. I'll eat what's put in front of me and I won't push away what's put in my heart."

"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap."

"Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do."

"I've never met a problem that couldn't be solved with a little humor and a lot of love."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"Laughter is medicine for a troubled heart."

"Humor is the light that breaks darkness."

"You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things."

"I used humor to cope with pain, because laughter and tears ain't that different."

"Humor is the grace that makes life bearable and beautiful."

"I think it's important to have a sense of humor about life and not take everything so seriously."

"Humor is the light that helps you see through dark times without getting lost."

"Don't take yourself so seriously. It ain't cool and it ain't cute."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a guitar."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"Laughter heals what words cannot."

"Life is better when you're laughing at yourself."

"Humor is the ability to see the light in the darkness"

"Humor and lightness are important counterbalances to the intensity of serious work."

"I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear."

"I'm very emotional. I joke a lot about it."

"I think it's important to have a sense of humor about yourself and not take things too seriously."

"Humor is the light that breaks through darkness."

"Humor heals what seriousness cannot touch."

"Don't you dare, for a second, take it seriously. It's just a bit of fun."