Humor Quotes

"Humor lightens our burdens and reminds us not to take life too seriously"

"Drugs are not the answer, but sometimes they're the question and the answer is yes"

"Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice"

"Revenge is sweeter than any kitchen product"

"If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first"

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you"

"I have the attention span of a retarded puppy"

"I'd kill myself if I was as boring as my critics"

"I've learned to find humor in the challenges life throws at me."

"Life is a cruel joke and I'm the punchline."

"Humor is the best medicine for a heavy heart."

"Humor brings light to dark times."

"Laughter is the language of resilience and hope."

"Humor helps us cope with life's difficulties and brings joy."

"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."

"Humor helps us through difficult times"

"Humor is a powerful tool for healing and connection"

"Don't you love the Oxford Dictionary? When I first heard it I thought it was a joke."

"Humor is how I've survived the darkest moments of my life."

"Life is a funny thing. You never really know what's going to happen."

"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault."

"Humor is how we cope with the darkness in life."

"Humor is nature's way of helping us survive difficult times."

"Humor is my defense mechanism and my greatest strength."

"I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I say seriously."

"I'm a girl who loves to laugh. It's important to me."

"A man would approach me with a pick-up line and I would tell him, 'Baby, you're not even close.'"

"My name is Prince and I am fun."

"Life without a sense of humor is not really living."

"Humor heals the soul."