Humor Quotes

"There are no wrong notes, only happy accidents."

"When you do find humor, it should be the kind that makes you think"

"I can't help it if people think I'm a show off"

"Advertising is the sincerest form of flattery"

"All you need is a laugh and a lot of heart."

"I've got to pick a pocket or two."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

"I have nothing to say and I am saying it."

"A stork flies over Paris."

"How appallingly thorough these Germans are. Here I am only in my second week and they have classified me into the correct educational category."

"The greatest invention since the string quartet is the string quartet."

"I laugh because life is too short to spend it serious all the time."

"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."

"I'm not trying to be funny; I'm just saying the truth as I see it."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Humor emerges naturally when you stop trying so hard to be profound."

"I have nothing to say and I am saying it."

"A good composer does not imitate; he steals."

"Humor is the best medicine."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Humor is the best way to handle life's difficulties."

"Humor keeps the spirit alive."

"Never trust an opera libretto."

"Youth is a wonderful thing; it is a shame to waste it on young people."

"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws."

"Laughter is the medicine of the soul."

"Humor is a sign of intelligence and wisdom."

"Laughter is proof that the spirit survives."

"Humor lightens the weight of creation."

"Beethoven can write music, thank God, but he can do nothing else on earth."