Humor Quotes

"The less one listens to orchestral music, the more tolerant one becomes of its absence."

"A composer is a fellow who goes home humming the work of someone else."

"A composer is a fellow who goes home humming a work of his own."

"Humor is the grace that prevents us from being crushed by truth."

"Humor is the weapon of those too intelligent for anger."

"All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening."

"Everywhere I go, people recognize me as the man who fell from the scaffold."

"A composer is a man who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting audiences."

"I would rather write ten symphonies than endure the company of fools."

"Humor is the sun that banishes the clouds of despair."

"Humor is the shield against despair's arrows."

"Humor is the lightness that keeps life bearable."

"Humor connects us to our shared imperfection."

"Humor is truth told at an angle that reveals its hidden face."

"Laughter is the music of the soul."

"Humor lightens the burdens of life."

"Humor is the ability to laugh at ourselves before others do."

"Chopin? I prefer the barrel organ."

"Life is too short to be serious all the time. If you can't laugh at yourself, what's the point?"

"Humor is the ability to find light within the darkness."

"The worst thing about music is that it interferes with my silence."

"Some people simply can't understand what it is that makes them click."

"Good morning, you're a terrible day."

"I base my fashion taste on what doesn't look good on me."

"Corpses smell less than fish."

"I am absolutely sure that in twenty-five years time I shall be completely mad."

"I am not strange, I am just not normal."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"Humor comes from the unexpected marriage of intention and accident."

"I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know."