Humor Quotes

"Everybody should want to be Andy Warhol if it's all possible."

"Humor is the spice of life."

"I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite."

"I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned to swim."

"When art critics get together they talk about Form, Line, and Colour. When artists get together they talk about where you can buy cheap turpentine."

"Humor is the ability to find light even in the darkest of times."

"Humor is the best defense against despair."

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad."

"I have Dalí's classic good looks and Dalí's classical good sense."

"The only time the truth is told is when two liars agree."

"We are in a democracy. You have the right to agree with me."

"The best thing about being famous is that when you bore people they think it's their fault."

"Gee, I'd like to be reincarnated as Warren Beatty's bathwater."

"Maybe I should have a restroom instead of a bedroom."

"You know, I've always thought that it would be great if I could have an affair with somebody's wife."

"When art critics get together they talk about Form and Structure and Meaning. When artists get together they talk about where you can buy cheap turpentine."

"Matisse makes a drawing and puts in a blue line for a tree, and another artist comes along and says now I can do it with a red line. The poor public, they see a red line and they say it is ugly."

"The first hundred years are the hardest."

"Humor is the ability to see the absurd without losing perspective."

"Humor is the wisdom of the soul expressed through laughter."

"Humor helps us endure the hardships of life."

"Humor is a way to cope with difficulty and maintain our humanity."

"Humor is a sign of resilience and wisdom."

"Humor is the light that breaks through the darkest moments."

"Humor is how we cope with the unbearable."

"Humor is the safety valve that prevents revolutions."

"Humor is often the most honest commentary on our times."

"Humor is the antidote to despair and the spice of life."

"Humor is tragedy plus time."

"Humor is the spice that makes life worth living."