Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

"Humor is wisdom's way of helping us bear unbearable truths."
Ehud Barak
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
David Ben-Gurion
"Humor is the ability to laugh at ourselves before others do."
Shimon Peres
"Laughter is the music of the human soul."
Shimon Peres
"Humor is our reminder that even in darkness, light persists."
Shimon Peres
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"Don't be so humble, you are not that great."
Golda Meir
G
"I don't care what you write about me as long as it's not true."
Golda Meir
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"Humor is the grace that allows us to face difficult truths."
Benjamin Netanyahu
B
"Humor in dark times is not frivolity; it is the refusal to surrender."
Benjamin Netanyahu
"Humor is the most intelligent response to absurdity."
Shimon Peres
"Humor is how we survive what would otherwise crush us."
Shimon Peres
G
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do about it, so you might as well relax."
Golda Meir
G
"I suppose the most important thing is not to lose your sense of humor, even when dealing with the gravest matters."
Golda Meir
G
"They order things better in France. At least they have the good sense to appreciate good wine."
Golda Meir
G
"One of the few advantages of being a woman is that we can cry without losing our credibility."
Golda Meir
M
"Humor helps us endure life's challenges."
Muhammad VI
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"Humor is the spice that makes life palatable."
Hassan II
H
"Humor lightens even the darkest moments."
Habib Bourguiba
H
"Humor is wisdom wrapped in joy."
Hassan II
M
"Humor lightens burdens and brings people together."
Muammar Gaddafi
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"Humor brings lightness to serious matters."
Abdel Fattah el-Sisi
G
"If we have to have a choice between being naughty and being nice, I'd rather be naughty."
Golda Meir
G
"As a child, I was taught that it is kind to share your toys. As a grown-up, I was taught it is foolish."
Golda Meir
G
"Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil."
Golda Meir
M
"In humor lies the wisdom to see our flaws without despair."
Muhammad VI
M
"Humor brings joy and lightness to our serious endeavors."
Muhammad Morsi
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"I'm not sure about anything, but I'm sure about that."
Golda Meir
G
"One must be able to laugh at oneself while remaining serious about one's purpose."
Golda Meir
M
"Humor allows us to endure suffering without losing our humanity."
Muammar Gaddafi
M
"Humor in the face of adversity demonstrates the resilience of the human spirit."
Muammar Gaddafi