Humor Quotes

"Humor is wisdom dancing in disguise."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul"

"Humor is the truth told sideways."

"Humor is the scar tissue of the soul."

"Humor is the way the oppressed maintain their humanity."

"Humor is the light that keeps darkness at bay."

"Dark humor reveals what polite discourse conceals."

"Humor is truth told sideways when straight speaking fails."

"Humor is the civilized response to an absurd world."

"Humor acknowledges pain while refusing to let it have the final word."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Humor is the most honest emotion."

"The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow."

"Humor is the light that keeps us from drowning in darkness."

"Humor is the closest language to truth that the heart can speak."

"Humor is wisdom expressed in the language of joy."

"One cannot really be angry with someone who admires one's work"

"Humor is how we survive what we cannot fix"

"Laughter is the sound of acceptance breaking through denial"

"Humor is truth wearing a disguise."

"There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary."

"I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse."

"There is nothing to stop you from getting a laugh out of life."

"I have never seen a situation so dismal that laughter couldn't improve it."

"I'm Irish. We think lateral thinking was an Irish man walking home after a lot of drinks."

"All publicity is good except an obituary notice."

"I've never seen a situation so dismal that it couldn't be improved by bringing in another drunk."

"I read in the papers they want to do something about my drinking but haven't done anything yet."

"I was born sober as the dawn and drunker than a clockmaker by noon."

"I have a drink problem but it has only one solution."